Loser

Jason Biggs

Paul Tannek

Mena Suvari

Dora Diamond

Zak Orth

Adam

Thomas Sadoski

Chris

Jimmi Simpson

Noah

Greg Kinnear

Prof. Edward Alcott

Dan Aykroyd

Dad

Twink Caplan

Gena

Bobby Slayton

Sal

Robert Miano

Victor

Mollie Heckerling

Annie

Colleen Camp

Homeless Woman

Andy Dick

Another City Worker

Steven Wright

Panty Hose Customer

Brian Backer

Doctor